Dave and I went on an adventure today. Our adventure took us on the local consignment shop circuit. We did not go with the intention of purchasing anything, we were seeking some comic relief, and the consignment shops did not disappoint.

As soon as we walked through the door of shop #1, hilarity ensued.....



Yes, that is a Moose Jaw. I'm not sure what to think/say about this. Someone owned it, and felt that it would sell at a consignment shop, bringing them great riches....or something...

I wanted to buy it, but not for the $50 asking price.....



I'd like to imagine that this was once owned by a brave fireman.... But it probably wasn't. And I bet the owners got rid of it because their Shitzu, Mr. Snookypoo, kept peeing on it. I didn't even notice the price, I was in awe of its existence.



There really isn't anything to say here.....

The eyes follow you.....



Again.....nothing to say....

This is not ok..... someone had this in their HOME where they SLEEP! How do you sleep with this much evil in your house?!?!

I apologize if you have nightmares after viewing this.



This may be the greatest find EVER!!

An armadillo....COOKIE JAR?!?! AWESOME!!

Dave wouldn't let me buy it. I may have cried.



Other un-photographed (The shop owners were watching) awesomeness include:

-A Lion head
-A Cobra belt (basically just an entire dead cobra with a buckle type mechanism)
-Numerous Frog lamps (frog playing golf, frog playing cards, frog playing tennis, frog playing basketball-----one shop had a "Frog lamp Sale")
-A chair covered in real zebra pelt
-A collection of rusty old meat cleavers (perfect for your next horror movie)


I think I might make this a monthly trip....